My Brain

The following is an excerpt from my internal monologue:


“...
I should write that query. [I want chocolate]
Those are interesting results; I wonder why I got that number. [I want chocolate]
I’d better refine the query. [I STILL want chocolate]
[It wouldn’t take long to go get chocolate]
I’d have to put on my boots and jacket and wander over to another building.
[Ok, works for me because, I want chocolate]
But I shouldn’t eat chocolate; I’m trying to lose weight.
[I STILL want chocolate]
Oh, my query is done, I should check the results.
[Nope, you should go get some chocolate]
I have work to do.
[You would focus better if you had chocolate]
Ok, still not good.  Oh, I'm missing a filter.
[You are missing chocolate]
Now to run this new query
[THEN you can go get chocolate]
Hey, I think my numbers match.
[Good, NOW you can go get chocolate]
But I shouldn’t eat chocolate; I’m trying to lose weight.

[You're starting your cleanse next week.  This week you can eat chocolate]
I can't concentrate
[Beacuse I want chocolate]
...
”

This has been an excerpt from my chocolate, I mean brain.

“Please send help.”
[Please bring chocolate]